So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…
no one man should have all that power
is this what being an adult is like?
this is precisely what being an adult is like. especially when you do it at 2am in a blanket cape.
i don’t know which one is better
tried to imitate part 1 kishi style *o*
Sakura would wear those sleeveless hoodies so he could show her muscles off
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
"The device, worn around one’s wrist, works essentially like two extra fingers adjacent to the pinky and thumb. The robot, which the researchers have dubbed "supernumerary robotic fingers," or "SR fingers," consists of actuators linked together to exert forces as strong as those of human fingers during a grasping motion."
Robot tech, YES.
This was requested, but here are 10 terrifying gifs
A million messages asking me the sources of these gifs:
3) The Conjuring
5) Paranormal Activity 3
6) Grave Encounters 2
7) Teen Wolf (lol)
Let me be fabulous and link you all to the following movie links mentioned
This is shisuies fault
OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I AM GLAD THIS IS MY FAULT OH MY GOOOOD
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post